my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
His smile is somewhere between demonically terrifying and really really hot.
Giraffes in a tunnel? We always reblogged giraffes in a tunnel
Omy I’m so happy now
HE CLEANS HIS FUCKING TEETH
i cannot stop watching
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
almost as bad as when people say would of instead of would have
'Flower Gleam and Glow'
Drawn in the Brushes 3 app for iPad over the course of two months. Please do not repost.
I ALMOST SCROLLED PAST AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS FAN ART
DRAWN ON AN IPAD?! WHAT ARE YOU.
They clearly traded their soul to Satan for immeasurable drawing skills
and it was worth it
YOU ARE A GOD